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Britney, Paris, flies and cakes

Britney, paris hilton, cakes and flies

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Hi, I’m a bottled water bigot!

I know, I know. I really should be blogging about Labour’s collapse in the UK. It’s really desperate. The only party (likely to be elected) with heart and they blow it. Now, all the closet tories who’ve been too worried of showing their colours are starting to look smug. Jesus, even Jim Davidson and Paul Daniels might not take their own lives and that’s a dreadful pity. But you know what? I’d be letting down the people at humor blogs if I didn’t turn my back wholeheartedly on that and have a look at the market for bottled water.

bottled water, money, graphs, funny graph, reiki research

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Don’t shout, you sound weak

Shouting means you have a bad argument

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Glamourous with dirty knickers?

Just a theory ok, just a theory. At university I used to know a girl who was convinced she could tell, by the shape of someone’s lips, how often they showered. Of course we never got to find out if her theory was correct as I wasn’t in the business of asking people how much they showered. Whatever lip shape, the shower question just didn’t come up. However, why let science get in the way of graphs? As my pals at humor blogs say, the plooptionary is just like a “math lesson gone wrong”. I think the theory below will stand even the most scientific scrutiny. Please feel free to exchange ‘make-up’ for ‘aftershave’ depending on your sensibilities!

dirty lingerie, knickers, underwear, lipstick, cosmetics, funny graph, sex

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