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Monthly Archives: January 2007

Must try harder - 101 Quotes (better)

Thankyou to the kindly souls who pointed out that the last collection of quotes: 101 Quotes: Politics (part 2) were rubbish.  While I don’t really agree with Nathan that, "ploop churns out crap - you should be ashamed" or that ploop, "is writted by a totally uninspired toss-pot with no imagination" - I feel I […]

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101 Great Quotes: Politics (Part 2)

A weekly ploop themed series – like you, ploop, or anyone else really cares if they’re every month, year or day – but anyway, it’s weekly until I get bored!

Quotes on politics

“The Labour Party is going around stirring up apathy”
William Whitelaw

“Being an MP feeds your vanity and starves your self respect”
Matthew Parris

“I […]

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Ploop TV - Jesus, no!

An occasional anxious look from ploop toward the future of television – where a small band of self-inflated shit-sack TV producers work in tandem with tabloid newspapers and power-thirsty young civil servants to dictate everything from Government policy to the NHS.

Previously on Loop TV.

Mid Jan ….

Gordon Brown and his merry men want […]

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Romantic drinks to seduce your lover!

Think romance. Think drink. I guarantee the first thought in your head was Champagne. There’s no doubt that popping the cork (or releasing it gently, like an angel’s kiss, as you are supposed to) on a bottle of bubbly is evocative and sensual.
(By the way - always twist the bottle (not the cork) when opening […]

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101 great quotes: Behaviour (Part 1)

A weekly ploop themed series – cracking quotes you wish you’d coined yourself! Apologies for a little too much Oscar Wilde but the guy was so prolifically gifted …

Quotes on behaviour and etiquette

“Actually, there is no way of making vomiting courteous.  You have to do the next best thing, which is to vomit […]

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