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Monthly Archives: February 2007

101 great quotes: Television (Part 3)

OK – it was never going to be a weekly series … I was too busy writing about monsters, getting angry at the television and entertaining myself writing ploop TV. 

On the subject of TV there was a programme on this morning and, I am not joking, an adopted man had to guess who […]

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Ploop TV – The problem: Lay-abouts, scroungers and immigrants – the solution: let your pets shoot them!

In the not too distant future … Ploop TV has listings from tonight’s TV

2100-2200. My Gun + my problem +my pet = your face. YouTube

In a desperate attempt to bring ‘shooting back the people’ the Conservative Government in association with the Daily Mail and YouTube launch their major gun-fest TV series ‘My Gun + my […]

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My Child NEEDS an allergy

I’ve got to give this a bit more thought but I’ve realised my son just isn’t special enough.  He’s a loser.  Rubbish.  An un-son.
He has no allergies and isn’t intolerant to any foods.  It’s the 21st century and the little squirt needs to wise up.  You get zero attention, nothing at all, if you don’t […]

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We need more monsters

A large, and reasonably sincere, thankyou to Ted Drizzler for the heads up on a hugely important blog here.
You are offered up a monster on a daily basis and, put simply, need to work out just what the mother is all about.  Ted himself has some strong views on monster 91 and ploop has monster […]

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I know I shouldn’t laugh …

But this has had me pissing myself.  Come one - be interactive with the programme and earn yourself some cash … you don’t even need a red button, just enter our rigged quiz.
The neck of these people to look in to a camera and apologise for shafting people (basically pensioners let’s face it) out of […]

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