Comments on: ploop TV - Part 2 http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/02/13/ploop-tv-part-2/ Fine graphs and cynicism fuelled by idiocy in TV, politics, celebrity and business Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:19:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.2 By: Ted Drizzler http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/02/13/ploop-tv-part-2/#comment-11 Ted Drizzler Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:59:49 +0000 http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/02/13/ploop-tv-part-2/#comment-11 we've got a thing for Matt Frei... if we press the red button when Matt's on the news will he get a pizza? and, if he's in America (which he usually is... commanding views of Capitol Hill from his condo balcony i wager) will he too get an American Hot from Domino's? Some of my friends at Marrish House have been looking up Dominio's in the US and the closest they can find on the US menu to our American Hot seems to be called 'An America's Favourite Feast'. Do you think Matt will like that? or will he be mightily pissed that his UK counterparts get the full 'American Hot' and he gets this Feast shit? and what about Ben Brown? Is Dominio's Baghdad branch up and running? i can't imagine the marketing team would advise producing a pizza called American Hot? The BBC should be careful what they promise. We're all of a pother over this here at Marrish House. we’ve got a thing for Matt Frei… if we press the red button when Matt’s on the news will he get a pizza? and, if he’s in America (which he usually is… commanding views of Capitol Hill from his condo balcony i wager) will he too get an American Hot from Domino’s? Some of my friends at Marrish House have been looking up Dominio’s in the US and the closest they can find on the US menu to our American Hot seems to be called ‘An America’s Favourite Feast’. Do you think Matt will like that? or will he be mightily pissed that his UK counterparts get the full ‘American Hot’ and he gets this Feast shit?

and what about Ben Brown? Is Dominio’s Baghdad branch up and running? i can’t imagine the marketing team would advise producing a pizza called American Hot?

The BBC should be careful what they promise.

We’re all of a pother over this here at Marrish House.

]]> By: Ted Drizzler http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/02/13/ploop-tv-part-2/#comment-10 Ted Drizzler Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:28:15 +0000 http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/02/13/ploop-tv-part-2/#comment-10 sad news today at Marrish House - Joyce Saddleworth has passed away. Age 85 she died clutching her remote, her finger caught in the small gap between the hard plastic of the remote casing and the depressed rubber button she was so fervently pressing. It was the red button. Residents are divided as to whether the cause of death had anything to do with her relentless pursuit of keeping bbc journalists stuffed with pizza or her 50 a day Lambert and Butler habit she stubbornly refused to kick. either way, it's a sad loss for the house, although at least now we might be able to see what else is on the television. Readers will be glad to hear that there's only a small amount of Joyce's finger still caught in the remote control and it doesn't affect our ability to press the red button at all. Don't worry Mr. Simpson. Wherever you are in the world smoking your cigars, drinking yuor whisky and bringing rigour, authority and discipline to the world's affairs, you can still rely on us here at the house to keep your trap firmly filled with slice after slice of Dominio's finest. John - this one's special... this one's for Joyce. sad news today at Marrish House - Joyce Saddleworth has passed away. Age 85 she died clutching her remote, her finger caught in the small gap between the hard plastic of the remote casing and the depressed rubber button she was so fervently pressing.

It was the red button.

Residents are divided as to whether the cause of death had anything to do with her relentless pursuit of keeping bbc journalists stuffed with pizza or her 50 a day Lambert and Butler habit she stubbornly refused to kick.

either way, it’s a sad loss for the house, although at least now we might be able to see what else is on the television.

Readers will be glad to hear that there’s only a small amount of Joyce’s finger still caught in the remote control and it doesn’t affect our ability to press the red button at all.

Don’t worry Mr. Simpson. Wherever you are in the world smoking your cigars, drinking yuor whisky and bringing rigour, authority and discipline to the world’s affairs, you can still rely on us here at the house to keep your trap firmly filled with slice after slice of Dominio’s finest.

John - this one’s special… this one’s for Joyce.

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