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paris hilton ass Life as Paris Hilton’s ass
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Paris relaunches her own brand of hugely altruistic people serving with this exciting new series synicated across the world via YouTube. In a Kurt Vonnegut-style road trip, the world follows Paris on her ridiculous and vacuous journey from the point of view of her own firm butt. With a hidden webcam literally glued to her ass, Paris crosses America (fuelled only with heavily branded bottled water and celery) as the world watches ass-cam. In tonight’s episode, will Paris’s ass attract more attention at a DIY store or the lobby of Goldman Sach’s head office. Viewers in Japan can vote live and interactive online for when Paris passes gas next.

Meanwhile, over on Myspace, watch as 19 year old Tori Spearmint’s boyfriend is waxed, shaved and then set on fire all in the name of backlinks to boost her f*ing Google Adsense income.

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1. pink_rag_doll on April 25th, 2007 at 8:27 am
a paris hilton ass-cam … nice concept.

3. TFI on April 14th, 2007 at 10:43 pm
Very true. Perhaps one too many martini’s lastnight clouded my judgement.

4. Beenzzz on April 14th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Beenzzz. Assuming for one minute she has a brain then yes, it’s in her ass. But that’s one hell of an assumption!

5. ploop on April 14th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
The only conclusion I can draw from this is that Paris has come to grips with her congenital defect of being born with her brain in her ass.

6. Beenzzz on April 14th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
absolutely Py. We used to have a programme called The Word in the UK and they had a bit called “I’ll do anything to get on TV” : people would drink sick, lick people’s armpits etc just to get on TV. MySpace is giving these people an even more opportunity for stupidity

7. ploop on April 14th, 2007 at 7:56 am
I think you’ve hit on the convergence of TV and Internet culture that will result in the most desperate acts of attention-getting since, well, the last My Space page that was just created by a 18 year old.

8. Py Korry on April 14th, 2007 at 12:39 am

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