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Jan 9th 2008. Fox News and Al Jazeera.  1200-2345

Impatient that the whole world doesn’t back his war on terror and increasingly riled that no-one will let him float a few bombs into Iran, George Bush calls Fox TV and Al Jazeera to thrash out some ideas.  The result, some 30 seconds of thinking time into the meeting, is a live Arabic-American simulcast of ‘Peck the Zealots’.

 

To find out the best religion, Mr Bush is the referree in a cock fight.  One cockerel is named Chrisitanity another is named Islam and a small bantam hen called Iran is popped in the ring at Bush’s insistance.  Tune in live from midday and watch as the religious cocks fight to the death and sort out, finally, which is the right religion.  Viewers of a squeemish nature might prefer to watch the live feed of an Iranian village from Fox News’ very own torpedo shaped air ballon - will they kick off when Iran the bantam gets its head literally ripped off?  Will it lead to war?  George hopes so.

 

Meanwhile on YouTube’s most watched:  My face is a foot.  34 year old no-hoper Steve Wincham films himself amputating every one of his toes and super-gluing them to his forehead.  Watch as he writhes in agony and transforms himself into a total tosser in the hope of getting himself a Technorati ranking of better than 36,700

 

 

 

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  1. Beenzzz, you’re right, it was much funnier spelled toehead, but I couldn’t stand the thought of our british friend, Ploop, not knowing and using it wrong…the ridicule, the derision…;)

    I wasn’t white trash per se, closer to poor white if you know the difference, (We all had good grammar, read books, that kind of thing) and certainly lived in neighborhoods with plenty of white trash. And I was outside enough to make my hair pretty white when I was very small…

    1. J on April 18th, 2007 at 10:12 pm

  2. So J, are you saying you were a white trash “towhead” kid? Yes, it might be spelled “towhead” but, that wouldn’t have been funny if I had spelled it that way especially when referring to the guy who literally has toes on his head….

    2. Beenzzz on April 18th, 2007 at 10:06 pm

  3. Cheers for that - towhead, jolly good a new phrase

    3. ploop on April 18th, 2007 at 7:04 pm

  4. Not to be a word snob, but just so you use it correctly, it’s spelled towhead…
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towhead

    I am a towhead, though not so much now as when I was young. I always kind of associated it with poor white, the kind of folks whose hair would bleach out white because they’re working in the fields, but might be a more normal blonde color if they were genteel enough to be inside with the decent folks. ;)

    4. J on April 18th, 2007 at 6:51 pm

  5. It is a great word, isn’t it. A toehead is usually someone who has almost white blonde hair. I like your version of the literal toehead better though. :)

    5. Beenzzz on April 18th, 2007 at 6:39 pm

  6. Really? a toehead is what you call a blond … that’s a terrific addition to my vocab

    6. ploop on April 18th, 2007 at 6:28 pm

  7. a blonde

    7. Beenzzz on April 18th, 2007 at 6:17 pm

  8. What’s the other meaning of toehead beenzzz? I think we have a transatlantic phrase situation!

    8. ploop on April 18th, 2007 at 5:12 pm

  9. This gives new meaning to the term, “toehead.”

    9. Beenzzz on April 18th, 2007 at 4:38 pm

  10. Was the ‘my face is a foot’ show shot on Paris’s AssCam?

    10. Jake Mayle on April 18th, 2007 at 4:38 pm

  11. Sadly…I would watch both shows. I blame Melrose Place for shaping my horrid taste in TV.

    11. Py Korry on April 18th, 2007 at 3:23 pm

  12. I know what you mean J!

    12. ploop on April 18th, 2007 at 2:22 pm

  13. Mostly I just wish your jokes didn’t sound so damn plausible.

    13. J on April 18th, 2007 at 2:09 pm

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