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Beards - you decide …

Time for everyone to get creative with thoughts for the x axis on the graph below.  I’m sure there will be hearty congratulations from fellow readers for the most inspired horizontal spin on those who don’t stand close enough to the razor.

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16 Comments so far (Add 1 more)

  1. Peace people

    We love you

    1. HelloWorld on April 28th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
  2. bass isn’t just reserved for beard wearers, the keyboard players also sport them!!!

    2. pink_rag_doll on April 25th, 2007 at 8:21 am
  3. Terrific - probability of playing bass guitar is inspired!

    3. ploop on April 20th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
  4. As you may already know, I do everything in threes.

    x axis:
    1. length of rap sheet
    2. amount of beer required in sex partner
    3. probability of being able to play bass guitar

    4. Captain Smack on April 20th, 2007 at 5:21 am
  5. x = sincerity of emoness.

    5. helen on April 19th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
  6. I see … the x axis is ‘decreasing length of penis’. For a minute you had me looking at Gandalf and George Michael in a different light!

    6. ploop on April 19th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
  7. I guess I’m not good at math…I was thinking the opposite. ;) Like the beard was some kind of compensation…

    7. J on April 19th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
  8. It’s becoming clear I should offer these graphs out more often Beenzz and Py - you’re on fire.

    Beenzzz - continue to deprive yourself of sleep if this is what it does to your creativity!

    8. ploop on April 19th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
  9. A member of ZZ Top who is not the drummer.

    9. Py Korry on April 19th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
  10. x axis: The likelihood of being Thelma from Scooby Doo.

    Work with me here. I’m suffering from sleep deprivation.

    10. Beenzzz on April 19th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
  11. Jake - I think that’s absolutely true!
    J - do men with long beards have big penises?

    11. ploop on April 19th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
  12. x axis: Size of Grateful Dead collection

    12. Jake Mayle on April 19th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
  13. Size of penis?

    Sorry, I really couldn’t help it.

    Or, if you’re trying to keep this G rated, Liklihood of getting a date in this century?

    13. J on April 19th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
  14. very kind ploop. There could be an almost mystical collision between my rasping tobacco stained tones and certain wide angle images originating from that rare vantage point.

    hmmm… maybe i’ll call my agent?

    have i even got an agent?

    14. Jake Mayle on April 19th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
  15. Jake - I could think of no-one better to do the voice over than you!

    15. ploop on April 19th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
  16. x axis: more likely NOT to appear on Paris Hilton’s AssCam show.

    sorry - i’m getting obsessed about this show. I really think it’s got legs! has some-one called her agent?

    16. Jake Mayle on April 19th, 2007 at 1:14 pm

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