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1. Jake, was that a pot shot at my comment? You must agree that some “fashion victims” of the female (and sometimes male) persuasion, who fit the other categories, are more likely to do what it takes to stay thin. Hence, the complete fashion victim….. or as I said before, the hint of upchuck on the breath.

   1. Beenzzz on May 2nd, 2007 at 5:03 pm

2. Captain - I believe we hunt people like that over here. To the press it’s called fox hunting - but it’s tits like those you mention that we run after on horses

   2. ploop on May 2nd, 2007 at 4:50 pm

3. an overshare! Now that’s a word i like… and one which, in a neat fit, takes us potently back to Beenzzz’s comment

   3. Jake Mayle on May 2nd, 2007 at 4:46 pm

4. I believe you American might call that an ‘over share’ beennzzz!

   4. ploop on May 2nd, 2007 at 3:31 pm

5. Also, “the scent of vomit on the breath.” Too much???

   5. Beenzzz on May 2nd, 2007 at 3:28 pm

6. Ploop, I was wondering if you have these types of fashion victims across the pond: tight jeans tucked into boots, red bandanna around head, and an extra-long wallet which is chained to the belt. The chain is long, too, and sort of “jingles” when they walk.

   The idea behind the chain is that no one can pick-pocket them. Which is funny, because they don’t exactly look like they’re loaded.

   When you see one of these people, there is about a 50% chance that they will be sporting a mullet, and an 80% chance that they will have at least one really crappy, amateur-looking tattoo.

   This is what popped into my head when I looked at the graph. Great post!

   6. Captain Smack on May 1st, 2007 at 6:34 pm