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Red is the colour of cool, man. Fox News - rolling 24 hour simulcast with BBC News 24.

In a propesterous clamour for the yoof vote, leading republican cheerleader Arnold ‘lets bomb the foreigners’ Bush agrees to star in ’Red is the colour of cool, man’.  Four illiterate gang members are flown out with Arnold to a specially commisioned multimedia beach in the Carribbean.  It’s here the future of the republican party will be decided as the five of them single handedly write the ‘Red manifesto for change’ in sentences short enough to be release via twitter.  If the popularity ratings for the republicans in the under 21s drops at any point during the 24 hour rolling twitter fest then one of the five is left to die by the Fox News team.  Will you vote republican to save these poor wasters? 

Meanwhile, over on Channel 8, Bill Clinton tours Africa armed with a rucksack full of viagra in his quest to save the world by giving ‘Every town a Clinton’    

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