plooptionary

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1. great - ploop (almost forgot an o and called you plop, sorry!)

   Shall think of my lame little graph and let you know when it goes up.

   1. Rebecca James on May 8th, 2007 at 9:47 am

2. Rebecca - nothing would make me happier. I’d love to see your graph though and maybe post it here …

   2. ploop on May 8th, 2007 at 8:37 am

3. This blog is hilarious!!!! Can I steal your idea and put a graph on my blog - referencing and linking to you, the original, of course???

   3. Rebecca James on May 8th, 2007 at 12:31 am

4. still trying to work out exactly how i should be feeling towards Ferraris N.B!

   4. Jake Mayle on May 2nd, 2007 at 4:52 pm

5. there’s just no arguing with this graph. Every which way you look at it there’s no ‘wriggle room’…. i like to think ‘wriggle room’ might just be a contender for the Plooptionary… it certainly brings me out in a rash, but that just might be the prawns i had for lunch

   5. Jake Mayle on May 2nd, 2007 at 4:50 pm

6. Good comments. I agree with the graph wholeheartedly. To quote one of the classic philosophers of our time:

   “Men have utilitarian bodies. Women’s bodies are works of art.” Or something like that. Seinfeld was basically saying: Guys, there’s no reason to let those things out in the summer. Leave it to the women.

   Jeeps are one thing, but you show me a pimped-out red Ferrari, and oh boy…I’d drive that thing all night. Meaning women are like Ferraris. And I definately drive Ferraris. Well, I don’t exactly HAVE a Ferrari. I mean, I’m married, but the CAR Ferrari is too expensive. You get the point.

   6. N.B. Goldstein on May 2nd, 2007 at 3:53 pm

7. Dolores - send the graph to ploop@plooptionary.com and we’ll get it up here … we’re a broad church!

   7. ploop on May 2nd, 2007 at 3:49 pm

8. I dunno though, what about roadworkers, topless but for their high-visibility vests?

   I am so besotted with your virtuoso graphing that I have done a graph in my own blog. I am derivative of you! But I did link and say it was your idea. And I don’t have any readers anyway so no harm done.

   Cheers darlins,

   8. Dolores on May 2nd, 2007 at 3:34 pm

9. I’m sure the Lord wil welcome your advice Beenzzz - it seems like sound thinking to me

   9. ploop on May 2nd, 2007 at 3:30 pm

10. Lord Likley should skip the short shorts, and just go straight for the red speedo, socks, sandals, and handlebar moustache look.

    10. Beenzzz on May 2nd, 2007 at 3:18 pm

11. It’s borderline Lord - but, with a moustache like yours, you can pull anything off

    11. ploop on May 2nd, 2007 at 1:10 pm

12. Are you trying to insinuate that socks and sandals, worn with disturbingly tiny shorts is NOT an attractive look?

    12. Lord Likely on May 2nd, 2007 at 12:55 pm