Comments on: ploopology - stealing hard cash from the vulnerable http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/ Fine graphs and cynicism fuelled by idiocy in TV, politics, celebrity and business Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:32:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.2 By: Beenzzz http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-408 Beenzzz Tue, 08 May 2007 13:50:27 +0000 http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-408 I think Jake should receive a giant "hooray" for this line: "destiny holds the shampoo tightly in one hand." I think Jake should receive a giant “hooray” for this line:
“destiny holds the shampoo tightly in one hand.”

]]> By: Jake Mayle http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-411 Jake Mayle Tue, 08 May 2007 14:49:03 +0000 http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-411 thanks Beenzzz. I'm feeling awfully honoured Ploop to have a mere comment lifted to the dizzy heights of an actual post! thanks Beenzzz. I’m feeling awfully honoured Ploop to have a mere comment lifted to the dizzy heights of an actual post!

]]> By: Jake Mayle http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-412 Jake Mayle Tue, 08 May 2007 14:55:58 +0000 http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-412 How about 'Macho Stars' - One power sentence for the time hungry executive: Capricorn: "Slay 'em goatboy" Aquarius: "Venus drives a powertool through the accounts department" Gemini: "quit stalling and make your mind up" Leo: "Will you just shut up for one minute?" Scorpio: "Today you will keep your own counsel" Virgo: "Are you still in business?" etc... How about ‘Macho Stars’ - One power sentence for the time hungry executive:

Capricorn: “Slay ‘em goatboy”
Aquarius: “Venus drives a powertool through the accounts department”
Gemini: “quit stalling and make your mind up”
Leo: “Will you just shut up for one minute?”
Scorpio: “Today you will keep your own counsel”
Virgo: “Are you still in business?”

etc…

]]> By: ploop http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-415 ploop Tue, 08 May 2007 15:22:41 +0000 http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-415 Jake - again you've nailed it with economic language yet overflowing humour (humor for Americans). I can see that as a weekly series and you've just given me the first six ... expect more comment to post promotion! Jake - again you’ve nailed it with economic language yet overflowing humour (humor for Americans). I can see that as a weekly series and you’ve just given me the first six … expect more comment to post promotion!

]]> By: Captain Smack http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-417 Captain Smack Tue, 08 May 2007 16:07:34 +0000 http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-417 As a Sagittarius (the most philosophical of the signs) this doesn't really help me. But thanks for including the American spelling of "color" - I hope I haven't made you paranoid or caused you to put your guard up. heh heh. Incidentally, I was just over at <a href="http://mutleythedogsdayout.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Mutely's</a> blog, and noticed that he used the spelling "jewelry" in his current post. Does this mean he's come over to the dark side? As a Sagittarius (the most philosophical of the signs) this doesn’t really help me.

But thanks for including the American spelling of “color” - I hope I haven’t made you paranoid or caused you to put your guard up.

heh heh.

Incidentally, I was just over at Mutely’s blog, and noticed that he used the spelling “jewelry” in his current post. Does this mean he’s come over to the dark side?

]]> By: ploop http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-418 ploop Tue, 08 May 2007 17:00:29 +0000 http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-418 I've just pooped my head out of the window and the stars suggest that Sagittarius people should eat more fruit, be nice to any women they meet called and rid themselves of an gold jewellery .... it's in the stars I’ve just pooped my head out of the window and the stars suggest that Sagittarius people should eat more fruit, be nice to any women they meet called and rid themselves of an gold jewellery …. it’s in the stars

]]> By: Beenzzz http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-421 Beenzzz Tue, 08 May 2007 18:06:35 +0000 http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-421 Wow Ploop, you are the first person I know who can poop your head. That is a serious talent! Wow Ploop, you are the first person I know who can poop your head. That is a serious talent!

]]> By: ploop http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-423 ploop Tue, 08 May 2007 18:43:06 +0000 http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-423 Beenzzz - it takes hours of practice! Beenzzz - it takes hours of practice!

]]> By: Dolores http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-424 Dolores Tue, 08 May 2007 18:44:14 +0000 http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-424 LOVE "Macho Stars" especially Aquarius though not sure it is completely right for us wimmin who might prefer a softer more empowering approach. You know, sharing blah blah, all sisters blah blah, you are a strong person etc etc. Will you do me some, Jake, while you're in your current creative frenzy? Wimmin are notorious for handing over cash in exchange for spurious spiritual nonsense. LOVE “Macho Stars” especially Aquarius though not sure it is completely right for us wimmin who might prefer a softer more empowering approach. You know, sharing blah blah, all sisters blah blah, you are a strong person etc etc. Will you do me some, Jake, while you’re in your current creative frenzy? Wimmin are notorious for handing over cash in exchange for spurious spiritual nonsense.

]]> By: Dolores http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-429 Dolores Wed, 09 May 2007 11:38:06 +0000 http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-429 Spooky.. it DID rain! Mind you, I'm a Scorpio so not sure if it was supposed to. Spooky.. it DID rain! Mind you, I’m a Scorpio so not sure if it was supposed to.

]]> By: Jake Mayle http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-432 Jake Mayle Wed, 09 May 2007 14:14:23 +0000 http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-432 Scorpio' stars for the same day read: It's going to rain. Use this as an excuse to be even more secretive than ever. Venus has done a runner towards Jupiter which means preciesly fuck all but is nevertheless fascinating. Destiny takes a small boy and turns him into a raven. beats me what it means... but it's deeply deeply profound of this i've no doubt. is the cheque in the post? Scorpio’ stars for the same day read:

It’s going to rain. Use this as an excuse to be even more secretive than ever. Venus has done a runner towards Jupiter which means preciesly fuck all but is nevertheless fascinating. Destiny takes a small boy and turns him into a raven.

beats me what it means… but it’s deeply deeply profound of this i’ve no doubt. is the cheque in the post?

]]> By: Dolores http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-433 Dolores Wed, 09 May 2007 14:42:49 +0000 http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-433 Thanks Jake, it is all exactly as you predicted. When is destiny coming back for the raven? it is even more hassle than the small boy was. Predict me something nice for tomorrow, I am fed up. Have cheque for £15k ready but too depressed to sign it. Thanks Jake, it is all exactly as you predicted. When is destiny coming back for the raven? it is even more hassle than the small boy was. Predict me something nice for tomorrow, I am fed up. Have cheque for £15k ready but too depressed to sign it.

]]> By: plooptionary » Blog Archive » ploopology - executive stars for the time starved http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-459 plooptionary » Blog Archive » ploopology - executive stars for the time starved Sun, 13 May 2007 19:07:45 +0000 http://www.plooptionary.com/2007/05/08/ploopology-stealing-hard-cash-from-the-vulnerable/#comment-459 [...] Jake Mayle who helped mould this eye-wateringly pleasing new stream of bollocks in a previous post seen here …  Beenzzz also had a pop so it seems like I’m on healthy [...] […] Jake Mayle who helped mould this eye-wateringly pleasing new stream of bollocks in a previous post seen here …  Beenzzz also had a pop so it seems like I’m on healthy […]

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