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In a new, and frankly not all that remarkable, new venture ploop is continuing to cash in on astrology.  Ploopology is a weekly slot of quick, at a glance star signs that can be taken on board by the time starved executive on the run.  The can be sent via SMS to board directors worldwide - allowing them to make ill-informed decisions based on their birth signs.  The most important people in the world will come to rely on these stars - taking only 2-3 seconds to read, some executive will save simply billions … leaving them free to shit on some poor third world country at leisure.

Our thanks go out to Jake Mayle who helped mould this eye-wateringly pleasing new stream of bollocks in a previous post seen here …  Beenzzz also had a pop so it seems like I’m on healthy ground

Power sentence astrology for the time hungry executive (week one - May 14th):

Capricorn: “Slay ‘em goatboy”
Aquarius: “Venus drives a powertool through the accounts department”
Gemini: “Quit stalling and make your mind up”
Leo: “Will you just shut up for one minute?”
Scorpio: “This week you will keep your own counsel”
Virgo: “Are you still in business?”
Cancer:  “Error 404″
Taurus:  “Don’t back down - it’s only fruit”
Libra:  “Take a breath and let others speak”
Aries: “Mercury is viagra for the marketeers”
Sagittarius: “”Keep thinking on your feet”
Pisces: “press control, alt delete”

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