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1. What price did you get?

   1200 each is the best I’ve heard although some of the white coats they turned up in were a bit grubby

   1. Jake Mayle on May 23rd, 2007 at 4:39 pm

2. Cheers Jake - cracking price.

   I’ve pre-ordered two to work with me on a new stunt I’m working on involving olives. Thay can give the stunt just the kind of white lab coat endorsement it needs to go mainstream

   2. ploop on May 23rd, 2007 at 12:53 pm

3. there’s a breeding factory for top flight scientists just outside Horsham. right next to the incredibly successful breeding factory for Spanish waiters who’ve scored massive international success penetrating every significant market in the world.

   the current list price for your very own top scientist whacks out at about £2000 for a six month lease. But you can usually barter them down.

   hope this is useful.

   3. Jake Mayle on May 22nd, 2007 at 12:20 pm

4. I wonder how much it costs to buy a scientist? I think the big pharma companies must have herds of them in pens somewhere

   4. ploop on May 22nd, 2007 at 12:12 pm

5. a winner Ploop. ‘Rockets’ is just inspired…

   i too was shocked to see the headline this morning that anti wrinkle cream actually works… Oil of Olay must have put some serious money behind those scientists. and it’s paid off.

   5. Jake Mayle on May 22nd, 2007 at 11:48 am