Ploopology - the weekly slot of quick, at-a-glance star signs that can be taken on board by the time -tarved executive on the run. They can be sent via SMS to board directors worldwide - allowing them to make ill-informed decisions based on their birth signs.
Power sentence astrology for the time hungry executive (week two - May 23rd):
Capricorn: “Sit up straight”
Aquarius: “Mercury is frying up ideas in you mind wok”
Gemini: “Wibble Wobble Wibble Wobble Jelly on a Plate”
Leo: “Eat your greens”
Scorpio: “Nervous times hey?”
Virgo: “Is there someone in power who likes accordions?”
Cancer: “You need evergreen solutions″
Taurus: “Saturn strips off for Mars and takes a tour round the IT department”
Libra: “The world is full of heroes”
Aries: “All my bags are packed, ready to go. I’m standing here outside the door. I hate to wake you up to say goodbye. But the dawn is breaking, it’s early morn’. taxi’s waiting, blown his horn. I’m all so very lonesome I could die”
Sagittarius: “It’s 9 for an outside line”
Pisces: “The early bird catched the worm, so take a lie in - you don’t want worms”
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