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1. Ploop, you know I luv ya, but this is just WRONG. It is only occasionally that I can be arsed to put any slap on, and even then mascara and proper lipstick are off-limits because (girly secret revealed) these things are virtually impossible to apply. And yet I can make a bra last a week minimum, I’m not even saying about pants. In fact, the only time my underwear is guaranteed to bear scrutiny is when I have “made an effort” and put on make-up.

   By the way, I am giving up smoking on Saturday, expect some psycho smoking related graphs soon.

   Missed you Darlings x

   1. Dolores on June 27th, 2007 at 8:37 pm

2. Hello, Ploop! First off, what about women (or men) who enjoy going commando? How does that fit into this graph? Very funny graph!

   Next, I’d like to tell you that I’ve tagged you for the Thinking Blogger Award! Your site always makes me think! Check out my site for rules if you’re interested!

   Great job!

   2. Translator on June 26th, 2007 at 8:47 pm

3. Hehe…I like your style.

   But this latest graph is a bit of a BLAH! As a lady (yes I like to think that I’m a lady - and anyone who disagrees then you can just BITE ME) I like to think that my appearance on the outside coinsides with my apperance closer to my inside.

   3. Yoffi on June 24th, 2007 at 1:45 am

4. ML - sunblock is not included you’ll be glad to know.

   4. ploop on June 20th, 2007 at 10:48 am

5. Does sunblock count for cover up?

   5. ML on June 19th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

6. Subscribing to the feed would be an excellent decision Jayne. Thanks for the flattering words

   6. ploop on June 17th, 2007 at 2:39 pm

7. I just found your blog through britblog, and I’m so glad I did… very very funny stuff!

   Definitely need to subscribe to the feed!

   7. Jayne on June 17th, 2007 at 10:54 am

8. i wondered whether there was a point on the x axis that marked the moment when having clean underwear turned into ‘wearing no underwear at all’ - or perhaps that needs a new graph entirely to itself.

   8. Jake Mayle on June 14th, 2007 at 10:17 am

9. …and you could prolly substitute ‘perfume’ for ‘makeup’

   or ‘decent skin’ for ‘clean underwear’

   I’ll shutup now.

   9. Rebecca James on June 14th, 2007 at 4:48 am

10. that is truly gross - although I’m glad to say that I’m usually far too LAZY to wear make-up.

    And on Chris’s comment - when I first glanced at the graph I thought it said something about a hairy face….. which would make sense

    10. Rebecca James on June 14th, 2007 at 4:45 am

11. hehe when I looked quick I thought it said ‘hairy clean underwear”.

    11. Chris C on June 14th, 2007 at 3:04 am

12. The subject of this graph and the thoughts that have been popping into my head as a result are making me feel sick.

    12. SAHD on June 13th, 2007 at 6:42 pm

13. Lord - you are indeed the exception to this rule. But if we take it as a line of best fit I hope that would make you feel more comfortable.

    13. ploop on June 13th, 2007 at 5:16 pm

14. I could dispute your latest graph, Mr. Ploop, as I am wont to daubing my ‘Lord Palmerston’ in make up, thus effectively leaving my under-garments in a terrible state. However, I am always complimented on the presentation of my mighty organ.

    14. Lord Likely on June 13th, 2007 at 3:32 pm