Archive for July 11th, 2007

posted by ploop a small member in humour blog’s portfolio.

You know your country is wallowing in cash when the shelves of grocers are heaving under the weight of bottled water. Not only are your needs for water, food and shelter covered … you’ve got the ready cash to be choosy over the kind of water you drink. It’s not wrong, it fortunate and it’s a terrific money making opportunity – why else has the old pepsi coca cola battle taken off again?

I will be selling my own plooptionary bottled water soon – it will be a clear, beautifully designed bottle of urine with the tag line “too busy to hydrate? why not buy piss ready made without the nhassle of drinking and prosessing” it’s based on the following in depth market research: