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Making hard cash from rain …

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You know your country is wallowing in cash when the shelves of grocers are heaving under the weight of bottled water. Not only are your needs for water, food and shelter covered … you’ve got the ready cash to be choosy over the kind of water you drink. It’s not wrong, it fortunate and it’s a terrific money making opportunity - why else has the old pepsi coca cola battle taken off again?

I will be selling my own plooptionary bottled water soon - it will be a clear, beautifully designed bottle of urine with the tag line “too busy to hydrate? why not buy piss ready made without the nhassle of drinking and prosessing” it’s based on the following in depth market research:

The bottled water market - sorted

Popularity: 13% [?]

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  1. Strimming Spooky? That’s put the wrong image in my mind of somebody attacking your hair with a garden strimmer(was it that unkempt?). Are Reiki healers growing in number at the same rate as Elvis Impersonators? Looking forward to the growth of Reiki healing Elvis impersonators. The healer has left the building…

    1. Emalyse on July 12th, 2007 at 11:38 am

  2. …whoops forgot to mention - my barber admitted to me that he was a Reiki healer whilst strimming my neck hair.

    2. Spooky on July 12th, 2007 at 11:30 am

  3. Give me tap water anyday especially as in the U.K. they add flouride, now that can only be a good thing.

    3. Spooky on July 12th, 2007 at 11:29 am

  4. I was going to say white zin after they added pink food coloring. But pinot grigio is much more fitting.

    4. Chris C on July 11th, 2007 at 8:11 pm

  5. Of course..they all say that but they wouldn’t really want a practitioner to move next door. Good diagram btw, made me laugh, shame about the reikism ;-)

    5. Emalyse on July 11th, 2007 at 6:31 pm

  6. some of my best friends are reiki’s … honest!

    6. ploop on July 11th, 2007 at 6:19 pm

  7. Blimey, an openly reikist comment…

    7. Emalyse on July 11th, 2007 at 5:56 pm

  8. remarkable is the word

    If it is fizz you are after, then I think you might find that too. At the risk of offending the colonial readers of your blog it is a major success in that country. I can’t recall the name exactly but I think it used to be marketed by three frogs. It went something like:
    “Burp”
    “Wheez”
    “Fart”

    8. Robert McIntosh on July 11th, 2007 at 3:08 pm

  9. Very funny Robert. A company I used to work for sold Pinot Grigio grown and made in Hungary - before they sold it, the Italians used to buy it all up, re-label it and sell it as Italian Pinot Grigio such was the huge demand.

    PG is a incredible exercise in marketing - one of the UK’s top selling varietals due almost entirely to it having little taste … remarkable

    9. ploop on July 11th, 2007 at 2:40 pm

  10. Sorry mate, it has been done already. You can probably find it in your local supermarket labelled “Pinot Grigio”

    10. Robert McIntosh on July 11th, 2007 at 2:28 pm

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