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Glamourous with dirty knickers?

Just a theory ok, just a theory. At university I used to know a girl who was convinced she could tell, by the shape of someone’s lips, how often they showered. Of course we never got to find out if her theory was correct as I wasn’t in the business of asking people how much they showered. Whatever lip shape, the shower question just didn’t come up. However, why let science get in the way of graphs? As my pals at humor blogs say, the plooptionary is just like a “math lesson gone wrong”. I think the theory below will stand even the most scientific scrutiny. Please feel free to exchange ‘make-up’ for ‘aftershave’ depending on your sensibilities!

dirty lingerie, knickers, underwear, lipstick, cosmetics, funny graph, sex

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3 Comments so far (Add 1 more)

  1. Doesn’t vaseline make the knickers quite greasy though? Oh, did you mean the lips on her face?

    1. Miss Benson on May 5th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
  2. I’m assuming she had zero make-up on Jake? A touch of vaseline on the lips is zero in my book …

    2. ploop on May 2nd, 2008 at 6:19 pm
  3. i knew a girl once who had very clean knickers. Marvellous they were. Very clean.

    3. Jake Mayle on May 2nd, 2008 at 4:27 pm

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