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Monthly Archives: April 2008

Pimping on Twitter

lets get funky by james brown is now the only tune that will sent our 11 month old to sleep … I’m getting heartily fed up of it! #

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Twitter Updates

Worried the tax man might notice i’ve employed my dog as a cleaner #
this pm - a bottle of malt then off to speak urdu #

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Drink allows me to speak ANY foreign language!

Rigorous research on wine tasting trips in France have led to the following graph. There is not a language ploop can’t converse in following a couple of liveners in a bar! Welcome by the way to visitors from alltop (a great resource for lots of humour, and other, pages).

alcohol drink […]

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Science - a plooptionary take

We love science. We love ‘we are scientists’. We eat science books. We eat science. But, mixed with certain other concerning impulses like corporate greed, science becomes a sneaky little bully. Science turns into the kid who sends unsolicited corrective shoes to his school teacher.

corporate greed cosmetics funny […]

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It’s all in the cards …

There’s more chance of ploop injecting lighter fuel into his eye lids to get on television that him going to a fortune teller. If you disagree with the below then please drop me from your favourites … you are not welcome and our relationship really needs to end here. It’s not you, it’s me […]

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