I know, you’re too busy tweeting, updating your myspace account and poking people on Facebook, to give flying toss about the Conservative Pary Conference. And why should you when the plooptionary has a very simple graph to bring you bang up-to-date.

The next time you are face down in a gutter after too many alcopops and someone wants to discuss David Cameron’s view on the Bradford and Bingley toxic debt simply refer to the below.