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10th December
2009
written by ploop

So we read that the blog world is up in arms, livid, snapping their Michael Buble CD’s over their pets faces about Facebook’s privacy changes.  Who’d have thought having an iphone virtually pointing up your trouser leg and automatically posting every facet of your daily life to a website really meant you wanted it kept to your group of close ‘friends’.

Surely in the age of celebrity where not actually being famous is a minority sport and actually have a job that produces something you can eat or use makes you some kind of circus freak you’d all be glad.  The Plooptionary reads a press release from Doncaster Council claiming they have just 3% of their population left to become famous.  It’s their intention to print the names and addresses of those people remaining who have no fame in the hope that the media cirus that it creates will, in turn, make the remaining 3% famous – for not being. The one person remaining will be given a Nobel Prize for secrecy and then photographed picking up the award with Barack Obama in front of a global audience.  No disguises will be allowed. Facebook is just helping this process.

We are reminded of the compellng science of this graph posted previously:

Facebook privacy and friends

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5 Comments

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  2. 11/12/2009

    Ploop! You’re back! Nice :)

  3. 11/12/2009

    I am indeed Chris – it was a long hiatus due to a syntax error on the site site I couldn’t understand combined with overwhelming apathy. But no more … Ploop is back and will be trawling the pages of the terrific http://angryseafood.com/ on a regular basis

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