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Author Archives: Paul Johnson

The science behind political decision making

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T***ers

Thank you all for your kind messages.  I am confident that the move to plooptionary will not leave ploop in financial dire straits and I am pretty sure you will be able to get a reception in Marrish House.
I was on the last train home from London last night and on the adjacent seat was […]

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The science of business phrases

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plooptionary: Day 7

plooptionary - ploop’s weasel words and bullshit phrases fresh from the reeking bowels of consultants. (7 of 100)
Only day 7 (of 100) and frankly I’m sick of the plooptionary.  It’s a noose round my neck.  An oak on my shoulder.  If make it to 10 without putting the words ‘life’ and ‘coach’ into google, I’ll […]

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Presenting nightmares

I often have to give presentations and over here Ben Yoskovitz has written a cracking blog on words you don’t want to hear as a presenter.  Read the comments though … we need those people over here adding to the plooptionary.  There are some absolute crackers of turd over substance.
ploop will also be keeping a […]

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