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Author Archives: ploop

Graphical and cynical humour or humor based on the worldwide idiocy pandemic. Feel free to email ploop at plooptionary.com with any additions of absurd oversights on our part.

Twitter - offering ‘mobile’ democracy?

I’ve been pootling around on twitter for a while now. I like it. In fact, you can follow me here. Not that I’d recommend it, as I just update with drivel. But, as an immediate way for people to update it’s superb. Here’s why; you don’t have to have a computer. […]

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Britney, Paris, flies and cakes

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Hi, I’m a bottled water bigot!

I know, I know. I really should be blogging about Labour’s collapse in the UK. It’s really desperate. The only party (likely to be elected) with heart and they blow it. Now, all the closet tories who’ve been too worried of showing their colours are starting to look smug. […]

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Don’t shout, you sound weak

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Glamourous with dirty knickers?

Just a theory ok, just a theory. At university I used to know a girl who was convinced she could tell, by the shape of someone’s lips, how often they showered. Of course we never got to find out if her theory was correct as I wasn’t in the business of asking people […]

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