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Author Archives: ploop

Graphical and cynical humour or humor based on the worldwide idiocy pandemic. Feel free to email ploop at plooptionary.com with any additions of absurd oversights on our part.

Don’t shout, you sound weak

argument funny graphs ploop thinking shoutingargument funny graphs ploop thinking shoutingPopularity: 81% [?]If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my feed or email alerts (on the right hand of the page) so you’ll be first to know when we update with more drivel!. . […]

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Glamourous with dirty knickers?

Just a theory ok, just a theory. At university I used to know a girl who was convinced she could tell, by the shape of someone’s lips, how often they showered. Of course we never got to find out if her theory was correct as I wasn’t in the business of asking people […]

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man, your jewellery tells me you can’t spell

Hoorah, it’s sweeping generalisations time. Sure there are exceptions to every rule, but they just spoil the fun. I have an issue with jewellery on men. A wedding ring is fine - but stop there. I can only speak for the UK here which might render the following graph obsolete for […]

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Summer sun and the opposite sex

Being born British is often no bad thing. However, it often means you live in Britain and I believe it has the worst weather in the world … yesterday I wore, at different parts of the day a wooly hat, a rain mack, and shorts. But who gives a flying turd about that? […]

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Drink allows me to speak ANY foreign language!

Rigorous research on wine tasting trips in France have led to the following graph. There is not a language ploop can’t converse in following a couple of liveners in a bar! Welcome by the way to visitors from alltop (a great resource for lots of humour, and other, pages).

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