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Twitter - offering ‘mobile’ democracy?

I’ve been pootling around on twitter for a while now. I like it. In fact, you can follow me here. Not that I’d recommend it, as I just update with drivel. But, as an immediate way for people to update it’s superb. Here’s why; you don’t have to have a computer. […]

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Don’t shout, you sound weak

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Glamourous with dirty knickers?

Just a theory ok, just a theory. At university I used to know a girl who was convinced she could tell, by the shape of someone’s lips, how often they showered. Of course we never got to find out if her theory was correct as I wasn’t in the business of asking people […]

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Summer sun and the opposite sex

Being born British is often no bad thing. However, it often means you live in Britain and I believe it has the worst weather in the world … yesterday I wore, at different parts of the day a wooly hat, a rain mack, and shorts. But who gives a flying turd about that? […]

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Drink allows me to speak ANY foreign language!

Rigorous research on wine tasting trips in France have led to the following graph. There is not a language ploop can’t converse in following a couple of liveners in a bar! Welcome by the way to visitors from alltop (a great resource for lots of humour, and other, pages).

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