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In a desperate attempt to bring ‘shooting back the people’ and start another fucking national conversation the Conservative Government in association with the Daily Mail and YouTube launch their major gun-fest TV series ‘My Gun + my problem +my pet = your face’.
By the wonders of modern glue and cutting […]
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ploop TV - Desperate multimedia mashup of the future.
Red is the colour of cool, man. Fox News - rolling 24 hour simulcast with BBC News 24.
In a propesterous clamour for the yoof vote, leading republican cheerleader Arnold ‘lets bomb the foreigners’ Bush agrees to star in ’Red is the colour of cool, man’. Four illiterate gang […]
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Exhasperated that not one single member of the British public cares about people as much as him, Tony Blair calls in some favours from his Islington TV buddies. A meeting is called in a ball-breakingly fashionable cave carved from bat shit underneath Battersea Power station. In between far too many uses of the phrases, “you […]
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Ploop TV - Television in the not too distant future
Peck the Zealots
Jan 9th 2008. Fox News and Al Jazeera. 1200-2345
Impatient that the whole world doesn’t back his war on terror and increasingly riled that no-one will let him float a few bombs into Iran, George Bush calls Fox TV and Al Jazeera to thrash […]
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Ploop TV - Television in the not too distant future
Life as Paris Hilton’s ass
Feb 2nd 2009. CNBCS. 2030-2345
Paris relaunches her own brand of hugely altruistic people serving with this exciting new series synicated across the world via YouTube. In a Kurt Vonnegut-style road trip, the world follows Paris on her ridiculous and vacuous journey from the point […]
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