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On the recommendation of the great Lord I am going to try a little experiment. I’m going to tag this post with some neatly chosen porn words to see how many floating porn surfers I can capture!
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plooptionary - absurd phrases used by idiots (13 of 100)

Plooptionary – utter bollocks from the mouths of people (usually management consultants, people in the media and marketing) with nothing useful to say. 
Gun crime is plain wrong.  There is never a justification for taking someone else life by blowing chunks of their brain from their skull onto the nearest McDonald’s window.  I will however make […]

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plooptionary - absurd phrases idiots use in business (12 of 100)

 
Plooptionary – utter bollocks from the mouths of people with nothing useful to say. 
Today’s word combines everything that makes me want to go out and torture animals.  It’s a word that’s been hijacked and royally fisted by internal communications consultants. Weary and sick of life, the word “cascade” has lost its associations with water and is […]

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Plooptionary - idiotic phrases used in business (11 of 100)

plooptionary - ploop’s weasel words and bullshit phrases fresh from the reeking bowels of consultants. (11 of 100)

“*fire fighting mode”.  Andrew Point has been working in the direct mail business for over 9 years.  In that time he has endeared himself to no-one.  The people who respect Andrew can be counted on one hand.  Scratch […]

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plooptionary - 10th of 100 absurd business phrases

plooptionary - ploop’s weasel words and bullshit phrases fresh from the reeking bowels of consultants. (9 of 100)
Today’s phrase elegantly covers up for both a lack of knowledge AND a total disregard for other people’s strengths.
“*get a mechanic on it” - The context here is a card makers called Make Them Smile in the week […]

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