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Pimping on Twitter

  • Alleged price fixing amongst top consumer brands … there’s a surpriseQ #
  • I need to learn not to get so upset by bad grammar in sms #
  • remembering how much fun it is to write about monsters over on http://tinyurl.com/yyzkn5 #
  • I’m hitting snooze on @scobeilzer. You can hit snooze too at http://twittersnooze.com/ #
  • I’m hitting snooze on @Scobleizer . You can hit snooze too at http://twittersnooze.com/ #
  • Scobleizer Am I getting too noisy? Twitter Snooze:
    I just tried and you know what, "you are not a real user" according to Twitter snooze #

Popularity: 11% [?]

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man, your jewellery tells me you can’t spell

Hoorah, it’s sweeping generalisations time. Sure there are exceptions to every rule, but they just spoil the fun. I have an issue with jewellery on men. A wedding ring is fine - but stop there. I can only speak for the UK here which might render the following graph obsolete for those people here and here but there is little doubt in my mind as to the link between jewellery and education. There, I said it, just don’t get me started on people who raise their voice when they think they have a ‘really important point’

jewellery, spelling, men, music and ploop, funny graph sex

Popularity: 7% [?]

Pimping on Twitter

  • Enjoying the humour of researching for an article I am writing on migraines … while suffering myself from a migraine at the same time #
  • Enjoying the humour of researching for an article I am writing on migraines … while suffering myself from a migraine at the same time #

Popularity: 6% [?]

Summer sun and the opposite sex

Being born British is often no bad thing. However, it often means you live in Britain and I believe it has the worst weather in the world … yesterday I wore, at different parts of the day a wooly hat, a rain mack, and shorts. But who gives a flying turd about that? Actually probably not even my own mother, so I won’t bother you about it … or the people at humor blogs.

The actual really, eye bleedingly wretched thing about living with so little sun is that when the sun does come out, so do all of the people who should be sent to a desserted island and be made to live on jam. I’ve never understood how fat men think it’s acceptable to sit in public with no t-shirt on? Women tend to look better in summer gear … men are just hair, flab and wind tied together with gaudy nylon …

weather, seasons, news, clothes, men, women, sex

Popularity: 8% [?]

Pimping on Twitter

  • lets get funky by james brown is now the only tune that will sent our 11 month old to sleep … I’m getting heartily fed up of it! #

Popularity: 7% [?]